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General Pershing was a famous officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War.
After he died, some people in his home town wanted to remember him, so they put up a big statute of him on a horse.
There was a school near the statue, and some of the boys passed it every day on their way to school and again on their way home. After a few months some of them began to say, "God morning, Pershing", when whenever they passed the statue, and soon all the boys at the school were doing this.
One Saturday one of the smallest of these boys was walking to the shops with his mother when he passed the statue. He said. "Good morning, Pershing"to it, but then he stopped and said to his mother, "I like Pershing very much, Ma, but who's that funny man on his back.
Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday
Then he married, so he thought; now my wife's going to make my sandwiches. On the first day, she made him some, and when he got home in the evening, she said to him, where the sandwiches all right?
Oh yes he answered but you only gave me two slices of beard.
The next day she gave him four slices. But he said again, four slices aren’t enough. The third day she gave him eight slices but those were not enough for him either, so on the fourth day she took a loaf of beard, cut it in half and put a big piece of meat in it .in the evening she said to him, was your lunch nice? Oh yes he answered. But two slices of beard aren’t enough.